Handcrafted Paddle - For snacks and smacks Size:1/2" Thick Forget uncomfortable towels that get

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Handcrafted Paddle - For snacks and smacks Size:1/2" Thick Forget uncomfortable towels that getIs it for snacks or is it for smacks? Nah babe, this board can be used for both depending on your mood and have been cheekily engraved to say so. 18" long with the handle, which features a handy hole for hanging when not in use. The impact zone is a hefty 5" wide by 12" long for maximum spankability. Available in two thicknesses 1 2" & 3 4" These beautiful wooden paddles have been made by a local Gananoque craftsman out of locally sourced cherry wood.